Girl Sues Her Barber After Realizing Bald Head Didn’t Make Her Look Like Amber Rose

Believe it or not,fans can do anything to be or look like their celebrity idols. So was the case for a certain Nicole who adores celebrity, Amber Rose.  “Her bald head is so misleading” Says Nicole who is upset after listening to her barber who thought getting a bald head would make her look just like professional gold digger Amber Rose.

Amber Rose

“she’s no friend, …a friend wouldn’t do this” says Nicole “Everybody knows Amber Rose wouldn’t be that pretty without her bald head” said her barber who egged her on in her attempt to look more like the stripper turned wifed wh*re.
“I was thinking maybe I could snag me a Wiz Khalifa you know? Not the looks, but the money. I’m no Gold digger I just know what I deserve like Amber. But look at me now?!? I really should’ve thought this thing through”
Until her hair grows back Nicole has been wearing a lace front wig which her barber warned her not to do, because they’re known to cause forehead cancer in African American women.